yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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