worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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