i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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