It's Friday. Sex?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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