My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
No more Irish car bombs ever.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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