i already hear my dad disowning me
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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