who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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