I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
Randomize
