plz talk dirty to me
I wanna bring you to show and tell
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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