do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
