At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I love you. Go after that dick
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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