would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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