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he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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