i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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