idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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