I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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