Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
i think my cat just said my name.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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