Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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