did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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