i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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