Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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