So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Houston, we have a squirter
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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