Where is the hickey?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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