There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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