i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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