so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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