You're so nebulous sometimes
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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