we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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