Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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