so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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