garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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