Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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