that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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