We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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