brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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