honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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