yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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