guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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