Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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