Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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