All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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