I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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