I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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