I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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