what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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