i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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