I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Will exercising make me less horny?
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