I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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