glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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