i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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