Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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