how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
The best revenge is premature balding
only you would photoshop your dick
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
