im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
the liver wants what the liver wants
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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