Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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