Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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