she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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