oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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